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🎵 “PSB TIME-FART MEGAMIX (2B EXTENDED DUMB CUT)” 🎵

(Intro – whispered for no reason)
psb… psb…
old characters loading…
braincells = leaving the server…

(Verse 1 – Cael)
My IQ was zero, now it’s minus five,
Stole a thought from Marc just to feel alive.
Fart go BOOM, time split in half,
Ended up in math class, teacher started to laugh.

Seb too tall, hit the ceiling fan,
Daryle sneezed once, broke the space-time span.
Sir MarLOAN watching, hiding in debt,
He ain’t done nothing but he a threat (I guess).

(Pre-Chorus – everyone yelling)
OLD SCHOOL DAYS BUT THE DESKS ARE ALIVE
THE CLOCK STARTED RAPPING AND IT WONT STOP RHYMES
PSB ENERGY, BRAINROT STRONG
THIS DONT MAKE SENSE BUT SING ALONG

(Chorus – VERY LOUD)
PSB! PSB!
TIME TRAVEL FART CREW, 2B!
Brains go missing, vibes go wrong,
WE DON’T CARE, THIS THE SONG

PSB! PSB!
HOUSES LAUGHING AT ME
SUNGASSES FAKE, MARKER BLACK,
WE TOO DUMB TO TURN BACK

(Verse 2 – Marc)
Marc woke up late in 2009,
Phone said “2B” in Comic Sans font time.
Bathroom background, mirror said “yo,”
Reflection blinked twice then started to glow.

VeryVeryShortDude tried to fight Seb,
Missed by a mile, punched the floor instead.
Spooderman slipped on invisible air,
Buttman showed up like “why am I here”

(Chorus – again but dumber)
PSB! PSB!
TIME BROKE AGAIN, NOT ME
FART TOO HARD, RESET THE ZONE,
NOW MY LOCKER IS A DRONE

PSB! PSB!
MEMES ARE CHASING ME
67 LEFT, 2B CAME BACK,
MY BRAIN SAID “nah” AND CRACKED

(Bridge – extremely unnecessary)
Wait… pause… rewind…
WHY THE BELL GO “BOING” THIS TIME??
Sir MarLOAN tripped on a loan receipt,
Now he charging interest to the beat

Seb poked Mars by accident,
Daryle learned a power called “WHY AM I SENT”
Cael pressed red, blue, green, and D,
None of them buttons were meant for me

(Beat drop – everyone chanting badly)
2B! 2B!
NOTHING FREE
PSB! PSB!
LET IT BE

FART → TIME → SCHOOL → AGAIN
REPEAT THE LOOP, DON’T EXPLAIN

(Verse 3 – chaos verse)
Titan Chicken clucked in 808s,
LeBron dunked time into separate states.
Teacher was emojis, skull skull flame,
Homework screamed when I wrote my name.

Seb shadow covered half the town,
Marc blinked once, gravity fell down.
Daryle said “yo” and the sky said “same,”
Reality buffering, lagging the frame.

(FINAL CHORUS – MAXIMUM DUMB)
PSB! PSB!
WE STILL SINGING? YEAH, PROBABLY
TIME IS BROKE, BUT THE SONG TOO LONG,
CAN’T STOP NOW, THIS OUR THING

PSB! PSB!
BRAINROT CERTIFIED
OLD CHARACTERS, NO CONTEXT,
THIS SONG NEVER DIES

(Outro – fading but not really)
psb… psb…
2B… 2B…
time fart still echoing…
song should’ve ended…
but it didn’t…